The Generational
Survival Guide
Two families. 12 kids. 40+ years of experience — distilled into one checklist that saves you time and money.
Verified by parents of toddlers, teens, and everyone in between
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What’s inside
Everything we wish someone told us
Everything we wish someone told us
on day one.
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What survived from the ’90s — and what’s actually worth buying in 2026 Decades of real use separates the timeless from the trendy. We know which is which.
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What to splurge on vs. what to skip entirely Between 12 kids, we’ve wasted money so you don’t have to. Here’s the honest breakdown.
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Smart gear that even grandparents can set up If our founders can’t figure it out without a manual, it doesn’t make the list. Period.
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Gear tested across apartments, suburbs, and farms Our extended family tests in real homes — not labs. Subway stairs, gravel driveways, tight spaces.
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